Behold: Chonkus Maximus — legendary street cat, sunbather, tavern inspector, and undisputed Lord of the Laneways of Crete. With paws like pita bread and a belly that echoes through the mountains, Chonkus has achieved local fame and global meme status — all without leaving his patch of cobblestone real estate.
He’s not just fat. He’s an institution. Rumor has it he once slept through an earthquake, meowed at a ghost, and demanded a fish from a priest — and got it. Now, his fan club is growing faster than his waistline. Welcome to the hub of all things Chonkus 🐈⬛🇬🇷
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